So, this guy flirted with me a bunch under his main character name, very lamely, I'll add. His character bio was mostly empty. When I mentioned that, he added that he was single, along with a bunch of his real life favourite foods and television shows.
He was looking for the fast track marriage, and when I didn't jump at the (assuredly great) opportunity, he quickly gave up and found someone who would.
(My editorial comments like this)
So, today, I get this:
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Him:
heyy it's me {main character name}, this is my alt
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Me:
Ahh, Hi there.
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Him:
i'm single on this one <3
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Me:
Oh. Did {main character name} get hitched then?
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Him:
yea, but i'm not hitched on this one. So if I may, I would like to hitch you on my alt <3
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He proceeded to send a bunch of flirts.
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Me:
Well, you've got a bit of competition there, but, so far, no one has managed to capture my (Moreta's) attention enough for talking marriage.
That's where reading the character bio and backstory comes in handy! LOL.
(HINT HINT!!)
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Him:
if we marry, I will totally make it worth your while
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Me:
Oh? Do tell! Most men around here are so predictable. How would you make it worth my while?
(MORE hints!)
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Him:
I promise to not flirt with other women and I will cyber you good if that's okay
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Me:
Yeah.. Maybe have a look at my bio.
(Hints? Never heard of 'em!)
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Him:
and you look at mine okay?
(Annnnd his bio, like his other one, is pretty much blank.)
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Me:
I just did. There's nothing there.
(He asked for suggestions on what to add. I recommended info about his character; What he's like, what brought him to Sanctuary, what he looks like, etc)
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Him:
just saw your bio, but you have a no cyber ribbon
(Wow! He wins the prize!)
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Me:
Yes. Along with a whole bunch of really useful information about my character.
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Him:
if you want to cyber if we marry, could you get it off? I just added some bioinfo
(So much for the prize. Time to take the gloves off. Oh, and the bio info he added? That he's single. WOW!)
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Me:
The reason I have a no cyber ribbon is because I don't cyber. It does nothing for me. I can get all the real life action I could possibly desire on any day of the week, with my choice of partners, male or female. I like to role play for the fun of creating a living storyline, not to get my (or someone else's) rocks off.
I put a lot of time and effort into creating my character and backstory, and keeping track of her ongoing storyline and character development, to make it easier for people to RP with me, but that only works when the other person(s) is actually interested in making the effort to engage in quality RP.
So, are you interested or do you just want to cyber-fuck?
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Him:
i'm still interested in marrying you here and cyber-fucking would be more enjoyable if we were married
(You have GOT to be fucking kidding me!)
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Me:
Did you actually READ what I just wrote??
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Him:
yes that you have partners and may not want to marry, may just want to cyber fuck. I would still be interested in you
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Me:
That is not what I wrote at all. Read it again.
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Him:
what do you mean, you asked if I was interested or just wanted to cyber fuck
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Me:
"Did you read the REST of the YOM??"
(Then I re-sent a copy of my previous message, with the important bits highlighted.)
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Him:
in that case then, I just want to cyber fuck
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Me:
Glad we got that sorted out.
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Him:
me too, have a dwelling where we can?
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Me: (Playing dumb)
Where we can what?
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Him:
Sent: 2015-09-07 18:48:28
dwelling, where we can cyber fuck?
(Is he REALLY that fucking stupid!? {Rhetorical question})
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Me:
Dude! Are you seriously that thick?
Is your penis typing for you!?
Put your dick away and pay attention...
As I pointed out earlier in our lovely little conversation...
I. Do. Not. Cyber.
My bio says it right there. I already told you in plain English I don't cyber. Is that really so difficult a concept top comprehend!? REALLY?
Bloody hell man!
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Him:
Sent: 2015-10-07 16:52:36
sorry. I missed you <3
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Me:
Sent: 2015-10-07 16:54:07
I went on a cruise and then I was camping for a couple weeks.
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Him:
Sent: 2015-10-07 16:58:03
awesome, sounds fun <3. I was wondering if you could send flirts from the love shack so we can finally be in joyous matrimony <3
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Me:
Sent: 2015-10-07 17:00:01
That would depend on the point of said joyous matrimony.
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Him:
Sent: 2015-10-07 17:13:12
I promise to not cheat and you're the only woman here that I love <3
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Me:
Sent: 2015-10-07 17:20:18
Ummm... OK.. How could you (or your character) possibly love someone without actually getting to know them?
What is the basis? Ibrs and Moreta haven't even met face to face in the realm yet.
Where's the storyline and interaction that would lead to romance and potential marriage?
How will Ibrs manage to woo Moreta, given her very rocky past?
Perhaps we should start with actually having them meet?
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Him:
Sent: 2015-10-07 17:27:09
good points, I agree with the last one. Start the meeting and then I'll follow your lead
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Me:
Sent: 2015-10-07 17:29:01
Only the last one?
What about the rest?
I'll post in the plaza.
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Him:
Sent: 2015-10-07 17:31:48
I agree with all
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Me:
Sent: 2015-10-07 17:34:53
Good to know.
Your move.
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(meanwhile, in the plaza...)
[10/07 05:32pm] <clan name> Cyber boy says, "enters the plaza, wandering whatever happened to Moreta"
[10/07 05:33pm] <Wolf> Enticing Evil Moreta ~@~ trudges into the plaza, shedding her heavy travelling pack as she sinks gratefully onto a bench. She looks around, glad to be back from her long journey.
(This should be "fun")
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Him:
Sent: 2015-10-07 17:36:16
I'm posting in the plaza since you are
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[10/07 05:37pm] <clan name> Cyber boy says, "so Moreta, how was your journey?"
[10/07 05:39pm] <Wolf> Enticing Evil Moreta ~@~ notices a fellow waving (to her?) from across the plaza, and nods in acknowledgement.
[10/07 05:41pm] <Wolf> Enticing Evil Moreta ~@~ tenses, and her gaze focuses sharply on him. He appears to know who she is, and, therefore, has her at a disadvantage. All senses on alert, she measures her response...
[10/07 05:42pm] <Wolf> Enticing Evil Moreta ~@~ says, "Good morning. My journey was... uneventful. You seem to know my name, though I don't believe we've met, Mister....?"
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Me:
Sent: 2015-10-07 17:43:01
Yup. I see. I replied.
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Him:
Sent: 2015-10-07 17:43:45
ok
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[10/07 05:44pm] <clan name> Cyber boy says, "Ibrs, please call me Ibrs Miss Moreta "
[10/07 05:53pm] <Wolf> Enticing Evil Moreta ~@~ looks Ibrs up and down, then replies, "Alright. Ibrs it is. Pleased to meet you. How is it that you already knew my name?"
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Me:
Sent: 2015-10-07 18:12:00
Not going to reply in plaza?
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Him:
Sent: 2015-10-07 18:43:15
sorry, had people cleaning the house
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Me:
Sent: 2015-10-07 18:43:50
Ahh. I see. Well, I'm still there.
(And crickets...)
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I'll update when/if he replies... Again.
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